With a name like that, how can you feel down? Well, John Boehner just may be the biggest crybaby in Congress. He cries when he sees the Pope. He cries during his tanning sessions. Heck, he cries when he gives speeches on toilet paper industry subsidies (or at least that’s what we’re assuming.) For a man that cries this much, it’s no surprise that he looks like a bloated Oompa Loompa when he does it. And that’s something we can all agree on no matter our political party, right?